I never tire of that quote from
BASEketball (so I borrowed it for a second):
Denslow: Now wait a minute, hear me out! Now you kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds.
Never a Zima fan, but people would put Jolly Ranchers in them to flavor.