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I have a full pirate outfit.
I have a variety of renfaire costumery.
I have a delightful set of urban camo. "What are you supposed to be?" I'm a bush."
"What are you supposed to be?" "I'm a shadow on the side of a building."
"What are you supposed to be?" "I'm a dumpster."
"What are you supposed to be?" "I'm a pile of boxes and bags next to an Armenian fruit vendor's stall on Pasayunk Avenue."
Instead, because Halloween is a weeknight, I will be wearing a baseball cap with the word "WITCH" embroidered on it. Wearing costumes at the nuthouse is not generally considered a good idea, although dayshift staff have been doing this over the last couple of years.
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