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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
( Click for background, as seen at the Dallas dinner table.)
So I'm sitting at my desk signing some perfectly innocent purchase orders. And my phone rings.
"Umm.. Dad..." [it's my daughter]".....I have a question."
"Yeah?"
"Well, let's suppose we were doing a TV commercial...."
"Wait, does Mom know you're calling me?"
"Umm.. no."
"Where's Mom?"
"Inside doing something."
"Uh... OK... go ahead..."
"Well, let's say we were doing a TV commercial. If we filmed somebody making the ketchup bottle fly through the air, would you be able to take the video and edit out the person so it was just the ketchup flying?" |
My immediate reaction (what I imagined I would say) upon reading the above: "Hang up the phone. Destroy the tape. Deny all knowledge of the event. Do not tell your mother we spoke."