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xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2015, 01:12 PM

Kudos Ma'am. You're right, the difference between good and great is not the jokes but the timing.

Ms Noonan, Ms Noonan, Faux News here...
1- Aren't you worried about neglecting your family while doing World Tours, or just flying to this coast or that, for appearances?
2- Does it bother you that millions of men and women are having sexual fantasies while watching you perform?
3- Is it true you frequent a subversive Philly area Jihadist website?
4- Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

01-05-2015, 01:12 PM	#64
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Kudos Ma'am. You're right, the difference between good and great is not the jokes but the timing. Ms Noonan, Ms Noonan, Faux News here... 1- Aren't you worried about neglecting your family while doing World Tours, or just flying to this coast or that, for appearances? 2- Does it bother you that millions of men and women are having sexual fantasies while watching you perform? 3- Is it true you frequent a subversive Philly area Jihadist website? 4- Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.