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One afternoon Joe wanders into his regular tavern, but a little later than usual. Murph, the bartender, notices that Joe is in a particularly good mood.
"Hey Joe, what's up?"
"Murph, you won't believe it. I was walking along the railroad tracks on my way here, like I always do, and guess what? There was this naked woman tied to the track."
"No shit! What did you do?"
"What do you think? I cut her loose, and then we proceeded to have sex practically every way you can imagine!"
"Wow, that's cool, Joe. Did you get a blow job too?"
"Well, I wanted one, only I couldn't find her head."
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