From
http://anti-joke.com/
What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor?
Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.