Thread: Tasteless Jokes
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Old 03-23-2012, 06:00 PM   #599
infinite monkey
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My favorite joke is the one about the elephant. I've had people look at me with completely vacant expressions on their faces...thinking I'm not done.

I've had people look at me quizzically, then bust out laughing.

I've had people get it right away.

I've had people who think it isn't even remotely funny.

A friend at my defunct club used to make me tell everyone. It's a joke you really need to be in the right frame of mind to tell. But I love telling it, there's a lot of visual to add. He made me tell his wife one time and he told me later she asked him later that evening "is it funny because elephants aren't from india, they're from africa?"

It's just the best joke ever. Well, except for: why did the spider cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken. That is sort of the William Carlos Williams' "Red Wheelbarrow' of jokes, in its simplicity.
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