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02-14-2007, 02:02 AM

I prefer them short and sweet:

Resume

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-- Dorothy Parker

02-14-2007, 02:02 AM	#6
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	I prefer them short and sweet: Resume Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker