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As I was walking down the street one bright and sunny day,
I came upon a billboard that stood along the way.
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before,
The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw.
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's spearmint beer,
Ken-L-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear.
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar,
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.
So, take your next vacation in a brand new Fridgidaire,
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear,
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're 3,
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.
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