Why in the name of arse would ANYONE invent that loserish sport called Baseball.
Three reasons why it is about the dumbest sport ever played:
1) the games go at about 0.000005 miles per hour
2) everyone is in tight pants, even the fat people
3) the only high point in any game is when someone spits on the ump...and when it finally comes to an end...come to think of it
*thought any future baseballers would like to be warned...*
