1) What is the most creative thing you ever remember doing with yarn or string?
Tied it to a cat's tail/foot.
2) Was that a little too involved for the first question?
Not particularly.
3) What is the best thing to eat covered in chocolate? Body parts of your beloved allowed but score negative points Oh yes, you are being graded......
Peanuts. Raisins a very close second.
4) Have you ever flown in a helicopter?
No.
5) Mountain Dew or Red Bull? No is not an option.
Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill
Where he runs off a gallon or two
The buzzards in the sky get so drunk, that they can't fly
Off the fumes of that good ole mountain dew
6) How many piercings do you have? (count each hole) ((Pierced hole, ya dirty bastard))
Nary a one.
7) What was your dad's favorite movie?
McKenna's Gold.
8) 18, 19 or 20?
18, what am I, poor or something?
9) Which routine medical procedure do you hate the most?
Having blood drawn, or anything dental.
10) What's black and White and smells like Mango?
What else?! Mango!