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old couple Albert and Doris go on the game show 'Mr & Mrs' where the first prize is a month's cruise first class all-inclusive plus £25,000 cash.
yheyveach have to answer three questions separately and if they both give the same answers they win the prize.

Albert goes first so Doris goes in the soundproof booth.

first question is Doris's favourite food
Albert answers "steak and kidney pie"

second question is "where did you first meet"
Albert answers "university in freshers week"

last question "where's the most embarrassing place you've had sex?"
Albert answers "on the hotel balcony forgetting the other hotel across the street"

then Doris cones back and is asked the same question

favourite food, steak and kidney pie, correct

where they first met, freshers week at university, correct

by this time the studio audience is desperate for this lovely old couple to win the prize they're whooping and cheering her on.

final question for the big prize, "where's the most embarrassing place you've had sex?"
and Doris thinks a moment and replies "up my arse"