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Originally Posted by sexobon
I take it they started using pigs because they couldn't get the car tires to squeal and a race just isn't the same without that sound.  |
Reminds me of an old joke:
A guy walking down the street sees a little boy riding in a little red wagon being pulled by a dog, with a rope around its neck, and a cat, with a string around its scrotum.
The man asks the boy what he's doing, and the boy responds "I'm playing fire truck."
The man says that the boy will go faster if he ties the string around the cat's neck instead of its scrotum.
The boy says "Probably, but, then I would have a siren."