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Old 06-12-2002, 11:06 AM   #1
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Join Date: May 2002
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The Simpsons - Quotes

Allow me to lower my brow more than it already is and say that "I love 'The Simpsons'". Since it's been on for quite sometime, I can only assume some of you also enjoy their zany antics. So, post a quote if you've got a good one.

" I told you never to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?" -Chief Wiggum

Homer - "What are you two doing?"
Bart/Lisa - "We're practicing tennis?"
Homer - "That's tennis?!? What's the one where women in bikinis fight each other?"
Bart - "Foxy Boxing?"
Homer - "Yes, that's what I wanted!"

Lisa - "A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet."
Bart - "Not if they were called 'Stink Blossoms'."
Marge - "I wouldn't want a dozen 'Stink Blossoms' for Valentines Day. Some candy would do just fine."
Homer - "Not if they were called 'Scum Drops'."

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