Two funny things that happened at work today:
1) A student who had been in once before and was told (in person and in his email) what documentation we needed, and he came back with only about half of it. My cow orker told him he needed to bring it back when he had everything we need (the volume of stuff we get we don't keep partial sets of paperwork.) The guy was cussing and sputtering and told Jeff to go "piss up a rope." That makes me giggle, especially to hear Jeff tell it.
2) A woman left her purse behind so campus police was called to retrieve it (standard procedure, no one wants to be accused of stealing or anything) and the cop, Tracy, was looking through the purse to assess its contents, in front of witnesses, before taking it back to the cop shop. (Cops get accused of stealing too.) And what to their wondering eyes did appear, but a big old bag of weed.
Guess that explains the absent-mindedness in leaving her purse behind. Oops.