Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cellar, I give you
The Peanut Butter Pump.
And, yes, Precious, it works with crunchy peanut butter, as well as other nut butters.
I see this man becoming a millionaire.
I also see this pump pumping other things.
Like jelly, jam, preserves, butter, mayo, Nutella, lube, if it pumps crunchy peanut butter, it'll pump damn near anything.