I know. It's awful isn't it? I tell myself it's silly, but it doesn't matter.
Oh, and I tell my family and friends: if you see something ON me, brush it off THEN look at me funny and tell me there was something on me. Whether it's a spider, a fly, a blade of grass, or really tiny hundred dollar bills, if you look oddly at say, my shoulder, like there's something there...I'm going to scream and cry and wail and really embarrass you.
How hard is it to deal with whatever it is and don't give me time to react until whatever it is is gone?