[Luce]

1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed?

Stetson, engineer boots.

2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year?

I said "Fuck personal improvement, I'm binge-watching every Star Trek episode and movie from every series."

3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign?

Monkey

4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank

Attack with the weaponized bananas, then escape using Tia Tequila as a toboggan.

5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo?

I did not.

6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar?

I'll have you know that's an Underwood, and would make a fine murder weapon, if you're strong enough.

7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts?

Neither. I have the beetus.

8) If we ignore it, will it go away?

We can pretend it does.

9) If we ignore it, does it exist?

We are in fact pretending it doesn't.

10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty?

Twenty-twenty. We're not savages.

10b) How about 2019?

Two thousand nineteen. That's different.

11) Boggle or Yahtzee?

Yahtzee, if I have to do one or the other.

12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned?

Stainless steel, no design.

13) D, L or R?

D, by default.