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Dude is looking for a weed hookup, Syc.
These kids today and all their codes and stuff. In my day, you bought your weed directly from the CIA so they could keep track of you. It was sprayed with paraquat and dipped in formaldehyde, and it took five joints just to feel anything, which most of the time was just a headache. But we liked it, or at least we thought we did. Nowadays we know that things like acid and mushrooms are just mind-control tricks of the government to keep us in line, but back in the day we were eating them like candy. Little did we know that the subliminals encoded in the Super Bowl broadcasts were intended to keep us in check - and little did the government know that it would work so well. Maybe even TOO well.
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