Tip for Men
'A man has never been shot while doing the dishes'
Two irish men are adrift in a small boat out in the ocean with no paddles and no land in site. One of them sees a bottle floating in the water and plucks it out. when they open the bottle a genie appears and grants them one wish. before the first guy can say a word the second pipes up with i wish that the ocean was made of guinness the genie says done and disappears. looking around they see that the ocean is truly made of guinness. the first irish man slaps the second very hard across the back of the head and cries you fool what have you done now we will have to piss in the boat.