Why do all near disasters seem to start with, "Hey, check this out"? Doesn't qualify him for a Darwin, since there's no carnage, but gotta at least give the guy a B for effort.
Meanwhile, saltie's thinking 'daim, missed again'.
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You used to captivate me, by your resonating light, now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams, your voice, it chased away all the sanity in me
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