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Can I say (in a whisper) I love my bruises
I bruise really easily but it also follows that I hurt really easily! I admit I have used them to my advantage after the effect, but what the hell - if it hurt at the time it's fair, right?
(please note I would never use this falsely in a court of law and I hope it never comes back to bite me if I ever genuinely need to!)
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