I had a free lunch yesterday.
I was amazed - it went through the till, then I was told it was free on promotion. I was SO happy.
Chargrill flavour chicken breast, Peri Peri creme fraiche, sliced jalapenos and baby leaf spinach.
The only problem is, I am now convinced every time I go in there I will get free food. I have to disabuse myself of that notion.
The other problem is, when I got back I realised I hadn't completely removed my practice make-up. For Halloween doncha know. So there is a slim possibility that the lady serving saw me as a battered woman and simply cancelled the transaction.
It wasn't as outre as
this [Cellar post], which is why I forgot that particular cheek. But it did look like I'd been on the wrong end of a knuckle sandwich.
Made my flipping day though.