I have a friend who intentionally mishears lyrics all the time, and sings his versions along with the songs at the top of his voice. One day, we were going through a drive-through at a fast food place (we were next in line to place our order) and a Cranberries song came on the radio. So my friend belts out:
Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to sniff my finger?
Seems the mic at the order station up ahead was open when he did this, because when
we pulled up, the girl at the other end of the mic was laughing too hard to take our order.