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footfootfoot · 12-28-2016, 04:07 PM

My all time favorite (as far as I can remember - which isn't saying much) Onion post.

http://www.theonion.com/article/all-...yo-selves-4972

All Y'All Urged To Go Fuck Yo' Selves

NEWS IN BRIEF
July 6, 2005
VOL 41 ISSUE 27
Human Interest

DETROIT—In a strongly worded pronouncement to all y'all motherfuckers, Detroit resident Dwayne Combs urged all y'all to go fuck yo' selves Monday. "Y'all be bullshit," said Combs in a 3:17 a.m. address from the corner of Woodward Avenue and Grand Boulevard. "And yo' mama, too." Monday's statement marked the normally reclusive Combs' first since an October 1998 appeal to Detroit's city council to kiss his big, black ass. Representatives for all y'all have not yet responded to Combs' themselves-fucking offer.

12-28-2016, 04:07 PM	#3482
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My all time favorite (as far as I can remember - which isn't saying much) Onion post. http://www.theonion.com/article/all-...yo-selves-4972 All Y'All Urged To Go Fuck Yo' Selves NEWS IN BRIEF July 6, 2005 VOL 41 ISSUE 27 Human Interest DETROIT—In a strongly worded pronouncement to all y'all motherfuckers, Detroit resident Dwayne Combs urged all y'all to go fuck yo' selves Monday. "Y'all be bullshit," said Combs in a 3:17 a.m. address from the corner of Woodward Avenue and Grand Boulevard. "And yo' mama, too." Monday's statement marked the normally reclusive Combs' first since an October 1998 appeal to Detroit's city council to kiss his big, black ass. Representatives for all y'all have not yet responded to Combs' themselves-fucking offer. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs