My secretary, who lost her mind when she turned 50, sends me pictures like this a lot.
But without the photoshopping.
She also sent me a notice regarding an upcoming event in Philly about a "sacred rite" that's going to be conducted.
In a bar.
Involving the opportunity to be pierced with fishhooks, have a bungie cords attached to them and then you yank on them. They are doing "beginner" piercings too ... smaller fishhooks and rubber bands that you pull on yourself.
She sent me this as a means of claiming that doing such a thing is a spiritual act. The notice lead off with a statement that this work would be conducted in "sacred space".
No, I told her, this is just weirdos and freaks using an opportunity to get off in public.
I forwarded the notice to a Native American friend of mine who is a SunDancer.
Haven't heard back from him yet.
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