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Originally Posted by newtimer
Lacking any rope, Mittens killed a snake, tied it into a noose, and jumped off the highest rafter he could find. Ever since his owner had him fixed ('broken' is more like it, thought Mittens), he found he had lost the will to live any more.
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Freakin hilarious spin on a grim situation. Love it.
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