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headsplice · 12-16-2002, 01:14 PM

I was walking out of one of the local 'gay' (it goes in quotes b/c I think #hetero>#homo) bars a couple of years ago at closing time. It is important to note (for the purposes of the story) that I am not a homosexual. As I'm walking out the door with my friend TM (who is gay) we hear an extremely drunk voice ask (to TM):
Drunk: "Is that your boyfriend?"
TM: (looks at me and laughs)"No, no he is not."
Drunk:"Oh." (five second pause)"Well, that's okay, take him home and fuck him anyway."

WHEEEEE!!!!! I love it when people get so drunk they can't stand up on their own!

12-16-2002, 01:14 PM	#147
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	Not so much a joke as a (slightly) funny story... I was walking out of one of the local 'gay' (it goes in quotes b/c I think #hetero>#homo) bars a couple of years ago at closing time. It is important to note (for the purposes of the story) that I am not a homosexual. As I'm walking out the door with my friend TM (who is gay) we hear an extremely drunk voice ask (to TM): Drunk: "Is that your boyfriend?" TM: (looks at me and laughs)"No, no he is not." Drunk:"Oh." (five second pause)"Well, that's okay, take him home and fuck him anyway." WHEEEEE!!!!! I love it when people get so drunk they can't stand up on their own! __________________ Don't Panic