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Okay... I'm in!
q) How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
a) Trying to read the waffle iron.
q) Why did God invent women?
a) Because sheep can't type.
q) What do you call the african-american chief of thoracic surgery at Johns Hopkins?
a) Nigger.
q) Why do Jews have such big noses?
a) Because air is free.
Wheeee! This is so... liberating and juvenile. I don't ever want this thread to end.
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