1) Shoes: practical or pretty? No, you can't have both
Can biker boots be pretty?
2) toilet paper should hang down from the front or the back?
Toilet paper should go into the toilet and should never be left hanging down your back or your front
3) can you speak more than one language fluently?
Only if Insurance speak is another language
4) what was your high school mascot if you had one? If not, what should it have been?
Don't think we had one - we should have had a ferret as our mascot. Small, northern and it'll bite your face off if you get too close.
5) You have to make a gift for a charitable fundraiser. How do you make it? (knit, whittle, bake.........)
Write
6) after noon: decaf or regular?
Regular - preferably with a drip set up next to my desk.
7) which question smells most like hair?
'So, you going anywhere nice for your holiday this year?'
8) would you rather be attacked by a shark or an alligator?
A sharknado
9) have you ever reused a postage stamp that didn't get franked?
Reused it for what???
10) plane or train?
Train. I rarely need to fly. The last time I went by plane it was to go see Carrot at the breeders 
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(five fucking years ago! seriously/ Wtf happened to the last 5 years?