1) Shoes: practical or pretty? No, you can't have both
Practical, and purple!
2) toilet paper should hang down from the front or the back?
Front (though can't beat Dana's answer, really!)
3) can you speak more than one language fluently?
Yes
4) what was your high school mascot if you had one? If not, what should it have been?
Shoulda been Velma from Scoobydoo
5) You have to make a gift for a charitable fundraiser. How do you make it? (knit, whittle, bake.........)
DUH! Knit.
6) after noon: decaf or regular?
Reg You Larrr. All the way.
7) which question smells most like hair?
How much do you want off today?
8) would you rather be attacked by a shark or an alligator?
Alligator shoes.
9) have you ever reused a postage stamp that didn't get franked?
All. The. Time. I love paying bills by sending the cheque back in the same envelope on the same stamp. Well, when I say "I love paying bills ...." .... 
10) plane or train?
Train. More quality knitting time (see q. 5).