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Gravdigr · 11-19-2018, 03:01 PM

I have called everyone in my phone that owns a car. No one will give me a ride to the bar. I can't. I'm busy.

This is great.

I will now buttfuck everyone in my phone right in the goddamned mouth. Call me for help. I dare ya, I double dog dare ya, motherfucker. Aks me for help one mo goddamn again. Go ahead, aks me.

Fuck. You. All of ya. Miserable motherfuckers.

I'll just camp out in the Cellar. Where I'm loved and respected by all my true friends, Sexobon, TW, John Sellars, and Infinite Monkey.

11-19-2018, 03:01 PM	#1927
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have called everyone in my phone that owns a car. No one will give me a ride to the bar. I can't. I'm busy. This is great. I will now buttfuck everyone in my phone right in the goddamned mouth. Call me for help. I dare ya, I double dog dare ya, motherfucker. Aks me for help one mo goddamn again. Go ahead, aks me. Fuck. You. All of ya. Miserable motherfuckers. I'll just camp out in the Cellar. Where I'm loved and respected by all my true friends, Sexobon, TW, John Sellars, and Infinite Monkey. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.