[lumberjim]

So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire.

That letter also tells you how much you've ever earned and reported.

I had the bright idea to tally it all up and see how much I've made in my life to date.

You know how I know I'm an asshole?

I've made over 2.2 million dollars in my lifetime so far, and I have 2600 in my checking account today. Grasshopper. Not an ant.