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Old 01-06-2017, 04:06 PM   #5542
xoxoxoBruce
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For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans so he substituted with hickory nuts. Dr. Benson sat down and took a sip under Teddy's watchful eyes. He frowned. "Say, Teddy, this isn't an almond daiquiri. Just what is it?"


"I can't lie to ya" Teddy said. "It's hickory daiquiri, Doc".
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