Ooh, I get it now -- you're the manliest man some of these chicks see, in their women-centric cushy office jobs. You're the guy who comes around every once in a while and is willing to get on a ladder and lift the suspended ceiling to see where the AC leak is. And if they have guys around, they are cushy metrosexual office guys, who don't even know how to lift a suspended ceiling.
So you're like the women's designated "dangerous guy target", and a certain percentage of women are kinda driven to go after that. And the bad news is, the ones who go after that with the most desperation are also the ones most likely to be totally nuts.
Refer them to the UPS guy. He's single, and he's got thighs to last all night.
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