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Old 09-08-2010, 07:56 PM   #545
monster
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Here's a twofer ...or maybe a threefer....

Yesterday i sent thor to get the Wheelie Bin/trash can from the kerb/curb, and he said "oh dear, it looks like the lid has become disisolated"! I love the sound of malaprop in the morning

Then this afternoon they were watching some cartoon crap or other and I heard something about a Humongous Whore.

Turns out it was a Humungosaur ... then once we'd established that (and Hebe maybe got what i thought I'd heard), the creature exclaimed "oh no, my ball fell off!" at which point all three kids lost it, closely followed by their mother.

Should I lose my mom card for this?
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