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Old 07-14-2004, 03:39 PM   #36
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I have a daughter.(4yr old) One of her favorite tricks is to try to come into the bathroom while jinx is in the bath and take a big stinker. this is more of a philosophical "girls don't poop" ifa ya know whadd i mean. i realize that all animals poop, but can you picture .....say, Courtney Cox pinching a loaf? I can't. In fact, I've used poop therapy to help a friend that got dumped. He was totally in love with her, couldn't stop thinking about her, blah blah blah, so I'm like, "Dan. Whenever you start to think of her, just picture her taking a big dump." He said it helped.
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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