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Why that's just crazy talk, totally irresponsible. If you kill all the liberals now, it'll deprive future generations of Americans of the thrill. We must start liberal conservation programs and establish liberal sanctuaries to maintain the liberal population at a level that provides for recreational use of liberals without overpopulation which would destroy other resources. Don't forget that liberals have an important role to play in the event of global disasters like nuclear winter or a devastating meteor strike. When crops and livestock fail leading to famine, we'll need to harvest liberals for sustenance … oh wait, … there are no wines that pair well with liberals. Neverrrrmind, take all you want. Future generations can beget their own liberals.
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