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Gravdigr · 03-29-2018, 05:00 PM

For some reason, that pic reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story involving lizard boots.

A woman screamed "Those boots are lizard boots!"

"Yes ma'am, they are."

"Some poor lizard had to die so you could have a pair of lizard boots!"

"No ma'am, a Greyhound bus run over this lizard..."

...

"No ma'am. This cow was killed by a freight train hauling sheet rock to Wichita."

03-29-2018, 05:00 PM	#1291
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	For some reason, that pic reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story involving lizard boots. A woman screamed "Those boots are lizard boots!" "Yes ma'am, they are." "Some poor lizard had to die so you could have a pair of lizard boots!" "No ma'am, a Greyhound bus run over this lizard..." ... "No ma'am. This cow was killed by a freight train hauling sheet rock to Wichita." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.