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Old 07-14-2004, 02:03 PM   #30
limey
Encroaching on your decrees
 
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
I'm sure I'll take a beating for this, but what the fuck, why not. what's one more beating

how about [snip ...] like [when] the physics won't work
This reminds me of a guy I used to see in the canteen of the office building I used to work in in Moscow. He had what in UK would be referred to as 'thalidomide' arms (i.e. they were significantly shortened. so that his hands were at elbow distance from his shoulders, because his mother had taken said drug during pregnancy). How did he take a leak in a public urinal? Did someone hold it for him? I suppose he just sat down, come to think of it... But then, how did he, erm, well, satisfy himself ?

PS Edited to add this PS, God, I can't believe I've just posted this
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