[Al Gore smoking]

( Al starts speaking as his eyes are crossed)

I dont know who you were thinking of but I did invent the internet. And the glow in the dark condom.

Anyway, thanks for trying to defend me Juju.

(fills the bong....takes a hit) I forgot I had this bong until after I dropped out of the race.

Did you vote more for me.....or Willy? I thought for sure he'd be removed from office, so I stuck it out. They never liked us nor we them. I sure do miss the attention though. The liberal news always makes us look good. Even when we couldnt. Thanks for you opinion Dan!