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Microsoft reveals and markets a stupendous new version of Windows that never crashes and always works. However, this is only because the new version, dubbed "Windows 666", has been cursed by Satan, and soon all PC users are merrily computing their way into Hell. Mac owners, as always, are smugly secure in their choice of computers.
I wish closing day was complete.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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