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Old 01-23-2004, 10:39 AM   #74
dar512
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A rich Texan thinks he might give some money to an Ivy League school. He plans to visit a few to see which is worthy to have his money.

While he's touring the first campus, he stops a student and says in a Texas drawl, "Son, where's the library at?"

The kid sneers at the Texan and says, "Sir, a gentleman does not end a sentence with preposition."

The Texan shrugs and says, "Awright. Where's library at, asshole?"
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