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On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.
And another version:
On top of ?????
All covered with sand
I shot my dear teacher
With a red rubber band.
I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
She's forty feet wide.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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