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Guyute · 04-09-2005, 11:43 PM

LOL foot...

This flight leaves New York and just over halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot announces over the intercom "Sorry folks but we just lost an engine. We forgot to load chutes so one of the passengers must make the supreme sacrifice so that the rest of the plane may live."

This Jew stands up without hesitation, runs over to the door, flings it open, and shouts "Remember the Holocaust!" then flings himself out to his death.

20 minutes later the pilot announces "Sorry folks, we are having trouble with an engine so even though it is not gone, we are now over-loaded so I must call upon the passengers to select someone to sacrifice themselves so that the plane will make it."

This priest stands up, serenely walks over to the door, pulls it up, and makes the sign of The Cross, says to the rest of the passengers "Remember Jesus' sacrifice" then flings himself out.

Shortly after, the pilot says "We just lost the 2nd engine. We know the last engine will get us landed safely but unfortunately ONE MORE passenger must make the supreme sacrifice."

Without hesitation this big Texan runs over and grabs a Mexican seated near him, drags him to the door and flings him to his death, yelling "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!"

04-09-2005, 11:43 PM	#205
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	LOL foot... This flight leaves New York and just over halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot announces over the intercom "Sorry folks but we just lost an engine. We forgot to load chutes so one of the passengers must make the supreme sacrifice so that the rest of the plane may live." This Jew stands up without hesitation, runs over to the door, flings it open, and shouts "Remember the Holocaust!" then flings himself out to his death. 20 minutes later the pilot announces "Sorry folks, we are having trouble with an engine so even though it is not gone, we are now over-loaded so I must call upon the passengers to select someone to sacrifice themselves so that the plane will make it." This priest stands up, serenely walks over to the door, pulls it up, and makes the sign of The Cross, says to the rest of the passengers "Remember Jesus' sacrifice" then flings himself out. Shortly after, the pilot says "We just lost the 2nd engine. We know the last engine will get us landed safely but unfortunately ONE MORE passenger must make the supreme sacrifice." Without hesitation this big Texan runs over and grabs a Mexican seated near him, drags him to the door and flings him to his death, yelling "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!" __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.