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wolf · 03-23-2012, 07:07 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=24897

yeah. really.

I was out having lunch with the girlfriends. We went to a new tea house, since our special one got run into the ground and went out of business because the new owner was a complete idiot.

Now, there are certain rules for being in a teahouse, and not disrupting the tranquility with a cellphone is one of them.

So my phone was shushed and in my pocket.

Just after the soup and savory the phone started ringing. I decided to check out who it was and just put it away.

OMGOMGOMG, I know that phone number. It's the place where I've been interviewing ...

I'll cut the suspense here.

I'm hired.

Well, pending the results of a couple of tests, one of which the teahouse helped me "study" for. I had two pots of tea and some extra water.

Assuming the test comes back negative (it will, trust me), I'll start with the next orientation class.

Well, I hope it will.

There were poppyseeds in the salad dressing. The pee-lady assured me that wouldn't be an issue, though.

03-23-2012, 07:07 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So, Like, I got Hired ... http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=24897 yeah. really. I was out having lunch with the girlfriends. We went to a new tea house, since our special one got run into the ground and went out of business because the new owner was a complete idiot. Now, there are certain rules for being in a teahouse, and not disrupting the tranquility with a cellphone is one of them. So my phone was shushed and in my pocket. Just after the soup and savory the phone started ringing. I decided to check out who it was and just put it away. OMGOMGOMG, I know that phone number. It's the place where I've been interviewing ... I'll cut the suspense here. I'm hired. Well, pending the results of a couple of tests, one of which the teahouse helped me "study" for. I had two pots of tea and some extra water. Assuming the test comes back negative (it will, trust me), I'll start with the next orientation class. Well, I hope it will. There were poppyseeds in the salad dressing. The pee-lady assured me that wouldn't be an issue, though. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis