Oh, and I have been known (to myself) to take an anti-anxiety just to try to not jam a pencil in my eye.
"Hey doc, can you refill that script?"
"Well, why did you run out?"
"My cow orker chews gum too much, and it's awful."
"Hmmm. OK. Here's a referreral." *hands me a card from the looney bin.*
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