Cavemen...Barbarians......Cavemen...Barbarians...tough call.
Is it fair to say that Genghis Kahn was a barbarian? If so, then I'd vote Caveman d/t fact of small Asian penis (no offense to our Asian Cellarites--I'm sure they fit v. snugly in the small Asian vaginas) BUT then there is Conan the barbarian who looked like he was packing, if you get my drift. On the
other hand, cavemen were known to knock a chick out and drag her by the hair to his lair where he would...do unspeakable things to her and what's not to like about that? That's hard for a gal to resist. They
both have something going for them but after review, I'm gonna revise my first position (do a Reverse Cowgirl, if you will) and go with Barbarian. Effing with cavemen is too tricky, evolutionary-wise. Barbarians WERE insane criminals but at least they were wholly genetically human insane criminals.
