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You're ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.
I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya been cheated.
There is no racial bigotry in my beloved Corps. We do not look down on niggers, kykes, WAPS, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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The best part of Ermey in FMJ was the story of how he got the role. Might be part urban legend.
He was a military/technical advisor on the film, and knew the guy in the role he would get was not cutting it. He made and sent a video of himself to the director/producer/whoever. In the vid he was being pummeled in the face with oranges and tennis balls, whilst spewing the most vile stream of wordsinsults a human has ever been exposed to. For
15 minutes he hardly took a breath, or blinked. Indeed, I watched the flick once to see if I could catch him blinking. I don't think I did.