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Guyute · 04-12-2005, 08:51 PM

OMG Noodle, that is officially THE sickest joke I have ever heard- and funny!!!

What did Stevie Wonder say when he was old enough to realize he had been born blind?
"Coulda been worse- I could have been born Black"

Q) What is the best method of bringing a woman to orgasm?
A) Who cares?

This Polish guy with a parrot on his head walks into a bar. The bartender says "Whoa, where did he come from?"
The parrot replies "I don't know, it started growing out of my ass one day."

How can you tell when the helicopter approaching is Italian-made?
It goes "wop, wop, wop"

04-12-2005, 08:51 PM	#209
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	OMG Noodle, that is officially THE sickest joke I have ever heard- and funny!!! What did Stevie Wonder say when he was old enough to realize he had been born blind? "Coulda been worse- I could have been born Black" Q) What is the best method of bringing a woman to orgasm? A) Who cares? This Polish guy with a parrot on his head walks into a bar. The bartender says "Whoa, where did he come from?" The parrot replies "I don't know, it started growing out of my ass one day." How can you tell when the helicopter approaching is Italian-made? It goes "wop, wop, wop" __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.